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Paranoid Demotivational Poster


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID - Life? Don't talk to me about life.


TAGS: marvin paranoid android hitchhiker hitchhiker s guide galaxy hitchhikers
Rating: 2.18/5

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sailor - July 24, 2009, 11:36 pm
Marvin was depressed not paranoid GET IT RIGHT!


THE QUESTION IS NOT "ARE YOU PARANOID" - The question is, are you paraniod enough?


TAGS: big brother paranoid
Rating: 4.53/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:44 am
"Two drink minimum?"
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 9:01 am
Huh, I’m starting to enjoy your comments, tomy, especially if your ‘pattern’ ref is in regard to matching socks….wait…never mind. All still statements of the obvious…or skewed unfunny personal opines….coffee hasn’t kicked in yet….sorry
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 1:51 am
It's only paranoia if they're not out to get you. Being concerned with the plots of the pixies that live in your sock drawer is, most likely, paranoia, as long as you keep them in clean socks. Mistrusting the government is merely pattern recognition.
tellitlikeitis - February 23, 2012, 5:26 pm
Very nice.
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 10:20 am
Yes I Thing So,Who's That At THE DOOR !


ANXIOUS MUCH -


TAGS: paranoid fear anxious
Rating: 4.91/5

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spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:21 pm
Very nice.
rerun - June 13, 2011, 8:53 pm

HEY, who said that?
Greeny - June 13, 2011, 7:45 pm
nice


PLAN B -


TAGS: paranoid showers fear
Rating: 4.96/5

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MissPriss - March 23, 2013, 10:05 am
Why does that not surprise me? teehee thanks sho!
Sho - March 22, 2013, 3:27 pm
I'd give him some less cliche hiding spot ideas, that's for 5ure
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:56 am
Whoa...hold up! **** isn't a "bad" word in a parallel universe of motifake. Well I'll be d***ed!
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:09 am
Haha! You got censored for saying ****. Dam...me too. To be certain no one gets ya Ugs best to shower with the curtain open...teehee.
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:50 am
This is so "Hitch****ian" it reminds me of The Bates Motel, Pwissy.
maoworks2 - March 17, 2013, 12:56 pm
Good One Misspriss 5 look Behind My Back L.
MissPriss - March 16, 2013, 11:02 pm
So...1 word in your comment and my minds gone to someplace very naughty...thanks hun!
GaryO - March 16, 2013, 5:04 pm
Quickly whipping out my violin, and playing it really weird and screechy


PARANOID! - I Am Not Paranoid, I Am Just Very Very Alert.




SOSBEE - CIA in mah brain using dare lazers and stuf http://www.sosbeevfbi.com/


TAGS: crazy sosbee laser fbi paranoid funny cia
Rating: 2.79/5

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Orion8 - August 19, 2009, 9:46 pm
Read his website... wow.. just wow


paranoid? -




WITH BEDBUGS ON THE RISE -


TAGS: i feel paranoid
Rating: 4.29/5

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BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 6:12 am
When I go to New York, good thing its not to see a movie! 5 Poodles MrR!
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:44 am
5L's and a hearty WELCOME BACK! Thought we'd lost Conan forever!


Playing On Paranoia -




PARANOID -


TAGS: paranoid motifake hq foiled
Rating: 5/5

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rdtotteniii - December 22, 2010, 1:47 pm
I don't think the foil is working since he just tried to post 20 new Motifakes
rerun - September 5, 2010, 7:33 pm

remember jiffy pop? The stuff you used to make on the stove top? Kinda smells like that....and RC Cola
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 7:32 pm
I feel secure... physically and mentally. Do I smell popcorn?


SHADOWS OF PARANOIA -


TAGS: creeping crawling paranoid
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hremsfeld - May 26, 2010, 9:04 pm
Seems an excellent ph**o for Slenderman to show up in...


Weird...... -


TAGS: my neighbor is so paranoid
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 23, 2014, 9:29 am
Thank ya, fine ladies.
MissPriss - January 23, 2014, 12:28 am
An easy 5L Mr. Gary!
chickenlittle - January 22, 2014, 8:40 am
still laughing! :D


PARANOID DELUSIONS -


TAGS: paranoid
Rating: 4.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 11:30 am
Been there, done that, lol.
rerun - February 16, 2010, 6:22 am

logo probably going the way of Naru.
Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 2:04 am
I'm thinking about getting into this logo game...hmmmmm...I wonder...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 16, 2010, 1:46 am
Logo pixelated....rejected....................................XD.
Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 1:44 am
Nice poster, 5...and you have a logo now? Jeez, first Ron then Culos...lol
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 1:17 am
DeJa Vu. Feeling like I have seen or felt this somewhere else in the past... Hmm... d***.
ronsart - February 15, 2010, 10:45 pm
LOVE the logo's Mr. ReRun


Paranoid -


TAGS: paranoid shoes conspiracy slippers plan
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 13, 2015, 10:01 pm
Danke :))
Oldsod - March 13, 2015, 9:54 pm
Gott in Himmel...that's one...no...two evil glares. And 5 orthopedic lions.


Encrypted -


TAGS: encrypted fruit orange tinfoil hat paranoid illuminati cinspiracy
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:40 pm
COOOOOL!! Thanks for sharing the pic JW! Nice poster! ^!


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